A man’s car broke down. He opened his car-door and walked to a house. He knocked on the house door and opened it. He saw a naked witch, while she was taking shower. She said: “Come in”. He was scared to death. He ran out of the house screaming. While he was running, he tripped over a rock and fell to a lake which was one hundred metres below him. Unfortunately, there was Loch Ness monster waiting to bite him to his bottom.
(J. Hejcman, Š. Novotný, J. Beran)

A man arrived to a lonely house. He came to the door and knocked. He heard a dog barking. A witch opened the door and said: “Come in”. The man started to scream and ran away. When he fell into a disgusting, green and sticky pond – the witch was laughing very loudly.
(M. Ryglová, N. Vespalcová)